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07-26-2009, 05:02 PM
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Have You Ever Wondered.... LOL
Do people who spend £2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it? If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it? If you choke a smurf, what colour will it turn? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injection? If Olive Oil Is Made From Olives, What Is Baby Oil Made From?
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09-16-2009, 04:48 PM
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Hahaa Ino I Neva By Bottled Water, There All Goin On About The Price Of Petrol At Around 99p A Letre But There Goin Out Buying Bottled Water That Costs More For Water Than Petrol WTF!!
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09-24-2009, 09:04 PM
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Some more for ya!! some are a bit pants but worth a look.
Why does a pizza get to the house faster than an ambulance? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and then a diet coke? Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead? Why does the sun lighten our hair but tan our skin? Why does lemonade have artificial flavoring but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why cant women put on mascara without opening their mouth? Why do banks charge a fee for "non-sufficient funds" when they know you don't have enough money? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why do they call the airport the terminal, if flying is so safe? Why is dyslexic such a hard word to spell? Why do you believe it when someone tells you there are four billion stars, but you always check when you see the wet paint sign? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath is in the bottle, the bubbles are always white? Why do they call it a building when it's already built? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat has materialized? Why is it called rush hour when you don't move? Why are animals made out of meat if we're not meant to eat them? Why is it that when you attempt to stop something from falling off the table, you manage to knock something else over? Why aren't there father-in-law jokes?
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09-25-2009, 09:38 AM
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Some great ones there guys! Makes the mind boggle a bit.
One that was very relevant to me though lol Quote:
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09-25-2009, 10:37 AM
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